i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Say something about gay babies.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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