You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
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I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
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She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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