Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
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we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
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YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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