Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I hope mine doesn't look like that
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what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
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You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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