Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
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we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
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This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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