i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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