went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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