we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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