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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
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