i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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