I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
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Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
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I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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