Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
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The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
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Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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