No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
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Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
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I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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