Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
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i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
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I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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