is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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