I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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