Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
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i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
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I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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