i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
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