Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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