she looked like the bat from fern gully.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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