i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
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im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
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I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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