you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
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I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
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IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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