Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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