Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Randomize
