He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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