If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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