my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
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Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
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I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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