if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
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I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
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i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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