yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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