What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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