Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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