Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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