I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
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my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
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I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
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