Well apparently he's into motor boating.
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
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Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
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It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
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