It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
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Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
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I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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