I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
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it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
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Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
the liver wants what the liver wants
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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