He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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