i think my mom watched the whole time
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
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She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
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I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
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Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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