People with herpes should wear stickers.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
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Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
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You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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