areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
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Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
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Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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