This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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