just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
