Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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