white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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