in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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