Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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