i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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