i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
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It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
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mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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