how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I have already put on my inside pants.
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