Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
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i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
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Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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