This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Slut skills are useful in every country.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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