I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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