and you said cock pushups were impossible
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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