Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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